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I Finally Finished It!!!

Special Thanks to Newgrounds Wiki for without it I probably would've never gotten past the three-headed pyrohydra. Also thanks to google who helped me get some of the medals and finish the quests. Now let me give this awesome game an awesome review! But first, let me review the first two games. Epic Battle Fantasy was an awesome start to the game, but there was no save button. In the second game you added a save button which helped a lot and NoLegs randomly appears most of the time and he is very helpful. When I finished the second game, I thought it could'nt get any better, but you proved me wrong. I loved the music and I'm glad you made a CD for all the songs of EBF3. If I had money, I'd definately buy it. The treasure chests were really cool and I enjoyed the plot. I liked how you added in secret areas. You posted that you might've overloaded this with medals, but that only makes this the best game ever. The medals were very creative. The bosses were amazing and challenging. I loved collecting scans of the foes and I got all of them. I also enjoy how you put in quests and I also completed them all. The Art Gallery was awesome. I liked how you put in fan art and original sketches and stuff. The level designs were great and the minigames were really addicting. I also love how you put in a music portal where you could listen to all of the songs in the game. One of my favorite songs was "We Dream of Booty!" The only medals I didn't earn were some of the minigame ones, the ones were you must beat the game on Epic and Hard difficulties, some treasure chest ones, and a few damage medals. I also enjoy how you put in an inn and shops. Also, I love how you can upgrade skills. The save button was really cool because you could save anytime. The first time I played, I accidently didn't save, but there's also and AUTOSAVE!!! For the guy below me, its not ripped off of Final Fantasy, it's BASED off it. Plus, Matt HAS made other flashes like Sketchbook, Black Mages, and Brawl Royale. The dialogue was really funny like one time when they went to Kitten Ruins, Natalie complained it was too hot and then Lance says,"Why don't you just take off your top?" Natalie is shocked and asks,"WHAT!?" and then Lance says,"Who said that? Wasn't me." Also, the cutscenes were both cool, informing, and hilarious. I cannot wait for Epic Battle Fantasy 4! I bet it's even better than this one which is hard to imagine, because this is like super awesome. This totally deserves to be on the top best flashes and in the flash portal history 2010.
Basically, this is one of the best RPG games in the world and I doubt anyone can top that off. Congratulations on your success and I cannot wait to see more of your artwork and flashes. Keep up the good work!

This is way too mean to cats!

OK, I'd admit I am a Dog Fan, but that doesn't mean I go around making flashes of killing cats. This is offensive to Cat Fans and there are only three options. Your reason is dumb for hating cats and check your spelling for National Geographic. If you choose to shoot him, he has the same emotions and just falls over with a red slab across his side of his face. If you burn him, he turns to ashes, but has the same emotions. The fire design was OK, but it was quite simple as well. If you stab him nothing happens, he just closes his eyes and you showed a sneak peek in the beginning which pretty much ruins it. The spacing wasn't great, but that wasn't really a big problem. This totally deserves the award for Turd of the Week. Even if you wanted to make it to appear as a funny flash, it turned out cruel and sad. Sorry, but this deserves to have a score less than one. Congratulations on turning one of your fans down, Pickilow. I hope you learn from your gigantic mistake.

Pickilow responds:

killing kats is a hobby i learned from telly

Man This Series Is Awesome!!!

This is basically like a totally better version of the Super Smash Bros. series! I love the character and weapon designs. Unfortunately, the second one cut off some awesome characters including Cowboy, Sumo, Dynasty, Slimy, Commando, and Tikilo. I also enjoy the special feature in which you may create your own character from scratch. In the second one, I enjoyed how you added Newgrounds characters including Weebl, Dad 'n Me, and Salad Fingers. This game is challenging, but not downright impossible and I loved the feature to unlock achievements and characters. The graphics had no problem and the music was amazing to listen to. This is the best fighting game series ever created!!! I cannot wait for the third Chaos Faction to come out. The controls were simple and I liked how you could choose between Campain, Deathmatch, and Survival and I loved the Create your own stage feature in the second game. The Introduction to the second game was amazing. Keep up the great work!!!

Cool!!! Another Frenchy Fist Fight!!!

First off, I love the new characters added such as BanglaBoy96, Fern, Gordan Freeman, Freckle Fucker, Longhead, Shocker AKA Elecman, Steefano, Fred Thin, and Sponge Bob. However, if you click your fighter, you cannot change it back until you win the battle and you cannot skip the introduction even after reading it a million times. I also enjoy reading the character descriptions. This is good for earning medals, but not super addicting or fun, because of its too easy. All you have to do to win quickly is to hold down both A and S at the same time during the fight and you win in 2.5 seconds. How do you get the Jesus, God, and Over 9000 medals? They're almost impossible to get, unless you play for about 2 hours I guess and I'm not that kind of patience guy, so after I got the hardcore medal, I got bored and quit. Hope you guys create more addicting medal games in the future!

VioletVulpine responds:

You have to have the master code

Not A Bad Game But Not Exactly The Best One Ever

I love all the character designs and my favorites are Zrb's. The games were OK, but not so great. Here is a seperate review for each game.
Planet Fight- It was OK, I liked the graphics and its good enough for a person who doesn't know how to create fighting games, but it was a little too challenging and its impossible to kill the blobs. (My Rating: 4/5)
Big Brawl- Possibly one of my favorite games in this collab. I enjoyed the different characters you're allowed to use and the winning screen was cool, but it was easy to win, but I still enjoyed it. (My Rating: 4/5)
Keilarei- My favorite game in this collab. I love the different levels and difficulty and the winner screen was amazing. I also enjoyed how if your opponent dies the grim reaper appears. (My Rating: 5/5)
Fire Vs. Water- I loved the graphics, but it didn't give instructions on how to play and there is no menu or back button when you start playing. (My Rating: 3/5)
Mick's Dojo- I liked the story, but it doesn't give instructions on how to play. (My Rating: 4/5)
4 Man Frenzy- Nice graphics, great gameplay, and with instructions included. It was simple and plain in a good way. (My Rating: 5/5)
Jakk22- Nice graphics, great gameplay, and I liked the attack choices. It was simple and plain in a good way, like 4 Man Frenzy. (My Rating: 5/5)
I also enjoyed the title menu, where you could move the stick figure instead of just clicking on where you want to go.
Overall, this is a great game, but you need to add instructions and a menu or back button to some games. Also, in Planet Fight, its almost impossible to beat the blobs. You might wanna fix that. I hope you guys make more amazing game collabs in the future! How about, for starters, a game collab for adventure, shooting, or racing? Keep up the good work, guys!

This is an amazing game!!!

I loved the ending! I never expected it to end like that. Unfortunately it doesn't give you any tips on how to play or anything so I wasted the first few minutes playing trying to jump over the house. Also, I wasted some precious time trying to jump in the time portal. I imagine this story happening over and over again. The future person keeps yelling out hilarious things when you're chasing him like,"I'll never be able to text again Mom!" and "I spent about two minutes brushing my hair this morning and this is my reward?" The boss is kinda hard if you don't understand what to do. To beat it, use your gun to rise yourself to the top of the crab. Then, you'll see this orange thingymajig in the air. Keep shooting that until it breaks and then you will get the ending. The good thing about this game is that you have infinite lives and thats good because some parts are super hard to get past. The music is amazing and fits the game perfectly. In the ending, I thought I could control myself inside the crab's claw, but it turned out it was the credits. That would've been a cool feature to add to the game, but this is still an amazing game that totally deserved front page. It was both challenging and addicting with hilarious quotes added in screamed by the future guy. You would've thought that the guy would've learned from his future's twin's mistake, but that just made the ending even more hilarious. Keep up the good work!

This is a cool game to play during the new year!

At first, when I read the instructions, it said to catch balloons. That made me think, this is probably a horrible game, but no. Instead, it turns out to be an addicting game and is a great way to pass 15 minutes. I love how the more balloons you catch, the more balloons come back. There is nothing I dislike about this addicting minigame and this game is awesome! For the idiots who keep complaining how its too short, it's a MINIGAME and that means it's SUPPOSED to be short. If you annoying "official" flash critics keep trying to disappoint the authors, how about for at least one minute you think to yourself, "Why was this game short?" and then you'll come up with the easiest answer in the universe that YOU did not know. Jeez, I think those flash critics complained so much their brains fell out of their heads and they're so stupid that they don't even realize their brains fell out. If you keep complaining about these awesome flashes about the stupid graphics or its too short then I hope you get run over by a truck. Anyways, Happy New Year everyone and I hope you all will achieve your new year resolutions!

HURRAY!!! Another Button Game!

This was an awesome Christmas Special with a few bugs and annoying areas. The first annoying area was when we couldn't skip pass the introduction which made things take much longer than it's supposed to. Also, when you lose the game and get to the Game Over section, the mouse suddenly dissappears. The Day it came out, I played it and got disappionted because there where no medals, but then while I was checking out your medal page, I realized it now had medals, so I started playing again. Another annoying part was that after you beat the game (which takes a very long time) and you unlock the minigame, if you lose the minigame, you have to beat the game AGAIN in order to unlock the minigame and continue playing. I couldn't wait for the release of this game either and I definately would've released it early like you did. Also, when you press mute in the instructions, it becomes muted, but then you cannot change it back to mute. Other than the minor bugs this game is awesome and so are your other flashes! Keep up the great work!

BanglaBoy96 responds:

Thanks for the reasonable review

A Super Addicting and Challenging Game!!!

When I first played, I got confused because I didn't understand why the screen was so blurry. Then, when I read the storyline, I understood that the robot needs to repair his eyes. I truly enjoyed this amazing game and the storyline was just amazing. I failed at escaping because I was too busy reading the mother and the robot talk, trying to calm down my heart attack, finding the other 7% items I missed before getting the core, and trying to find my way out and so I died by running out of time. The mother shouldn't have abandoned her robot son, because mothers were made to protect us and teach us the ways of the Earth. I also thought I would earn a medal for dieing when you're supposed to escape. Now I'm feeling thankful that my mother is not like the robot's. Gosh what is wrong with the Earth? It used to be full of love and now children are getting thrown away from their parents or they get tortured to death. This is an amazing game that also has an important moral about how cruelty to your children should be against the law. I'm definately going to reccommend this to some of my friends. Keep up the great work!

WHOO HOO!!! More Quickdraw Adventures!

Thanks for PMing me when this came out! I can't wait for Quickdraw 2 comes out. To all the idiots who don't read instructions and keep giving this a zero score just because THEY are the stupid ones, to get past the first screen press A. It doesn't help at all to press the cross. I loved this game! The bosses were truly amazing with a Christmas Theme and to make it even better, this time it had a story or point why Damian had to defeat all these Christmas favorite characters. The secret was pretty hard to find, but here's a hint: Make sure you search around the dead body of your victim after he/she is dead. I'm glad you added an extra character you must defeat after you earn the secret. The medals were great even though they weren't approved yet. I'm really irritated at users who don't read the instructions or the author's comments before playing and then complain about stuff that was SPECIFICALLY said! Santa Claus was super duper hard, but I beat him after a few trys. I like how you brought back characters from old classics including The Grinch and Scrooge. The Quickdraw series has been epic and exciting and I was quite surprised you made a Christmas Special. You are my favorite flash author on Newgrounds and I hope more exciting games are coming soon as your work. Keep up the amazing work!

You actually clicked my profile? Well, I'm planning on making some flashes at some point but can someone PM me on how I can make one? I would appreciate it a lot. Anyways, you can see my reviews, look at my favorites, or peek at the medals I've gotten.

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