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[Poninjas Episode Six]

You're improving!

You're improving a lot on your Poninjas animations. Since I see you don't want to put violence or blood in these animations, I'm a little more forgiving on this review. However, even if you don't want violence, it gets boring quickly, since it's too short and the main ninja is like invincible. Normally, this wouldn't bother me, but when he doesn't even get hurt, that kind of blew me off. In Madness and Bunnykill, the protagonist at least got hurt a bit. Since there's absolutely no way the ninja can be wounded, it creates less suspense and bores me. Also, you promised Poninjas Seven soon. Well it's about 7 YEARS now and there's not a seventh episode in sight. Still, these episodes gradually get more action in them. In the end, this is a good flash and I can't wait for the next episode to come out, because at the rate you're going, this is gonna turn into an amazing series (Well, if you're continuing the series, of course).

[Poninjas Episode One]

Impressive, but still needs work.

There are a couple reasons why Bunnykill and Madness are more worth watching than this. First of all, everyone dies in one hit, which is fine with me, but they die in like two seconds except the boss who dies in five. The slow motion effect was cool, but their are only a few enemies. I mean seriously, only eight enemies? In Madness and Bunnykill there are at least 30 to defeat. Also, with the lack of enemies, this video ends quickly and there are no super cool movements unless you're talking about the slow motion effect. Also, everyone has the equal amount of skill, unlike in Madness and Bunnykill, where each enemy has different attacks and powers. The dissapearing effect was pretty neat, but the fact that it's a madness tribute without blood makes it plain boring. I know you want to add in the cute effect, but if you look at Bunnykill, the characters are cute, but there still is blood. Overall, I guess you could call it a decent Madness tribute, but it was filled with too much cuteness and not enough fighting. If you could actually add in other characters other than just the main ninja, then it might improve some more also. It's a very good series if you're looking for a more nonviolence related movie to Madness and Bunnykill, but overall it should have more fighting for it to be a Madness tribute.

[Warriors of the Portal]

Well, I guess it was an OK flash.

There were a few areas that needed improvement. For one, half the challengers never got killed, but Mindchamber somehow made it to the final battle, even though there were tons of heros uninjured left. Darnell, Hank, Larry, Captain and Steve, and Blue Knight (Castle Crashers) never really died. In fact, they were barely injured which is a surprise to how Mindchamber had been defeated by the Tankmen's cannon. Thus this makes this video completely confusing. Steven (The Time Fcuk person) looks like a stack of LEGOs, but Hank and the Zombies looked cool. Pico ends up sounding like Sonic the Hedgehog and Larry, for some reason, is going in slow motion against the zombies. The medals were very fun to get and that was pretty much the highlight of this game. The original idea was pretty creative and the introduction was really cool, but the rest of it was basically confusing. Maybe adding in a commentary would help some more. This movie was pretty decent, but it could be a whole lot better.

[WGJ4K: Mickey's Rebuttal]

This is the best episode in the whole series!

The fan mail was hilarious and Mickey's responses were even funnier. Seriously, I think the WGJ4K boss should let Mickey free because Mickey has rights as well. This is basically like slavery except now instead of working you have to perform in a stupid show that isn't even funny. Mickey is also doing such a great job in entertaining people that he should get a break. The newgrounds tank and stupid cat scared the life out of me. My favorite mail is the unproofreed email from Matt and "the only reason I wrote this is to waste your time." Also, Trosman is basically showing off his spectacular language which basically annoys me. The last email was mysterious, because Mickey suddenly paused after reading the question which was "was there ever a time when you weren't a dick?" The fan art made me laugh so hard I could barely breath. This totally deserves to get on the Newgrounds Tank Awards 2010 nominee for best game award. Congratulations on your success in making this show! Keep up the great work!

[Super Smash Mario Bros.]

Well, I Guess It Was Alright...

The art was beautiful although you should put art together that are from the same game. The music choice was wonderful and the story was creative, but there wasn't really a point to the story. Also, I found it stupid that the last character with a free pass is eliminated. Kirby, Master Hand, and Sandbag have nothing to do with Mario, so I guess you should probably name it something else like Super Smash Nintendo Bros. Peach and Sandbag absolutely NOTHING which I found incredibly annoying. I also didn't enjoy the fact that only one character can move at a time. I also noticed that Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Yoshi were eliminated first even though they are the most popular characters which was a pretty bad move because you instantly get a few points off of their fans. Master Hand's death was stupid. I mean seriously who dies of running into a building? Also, Karate Likon is so stupid when he fought Bowser. He just jumps sideways and Bowser squashes him and GAME OVER. The final battle was pretty intense, and it was just a bit longer than the other matches, but the matches were super short. Overall, I can pretty much only give you one point, BUT since you did a great job in entertaining me for a few minutes I'll give you a few extra points. This movie probably would've worked better if it was turned into a game.

[Cute Explosion]

Wow, this is an amazing flash!!!

The new world was very creative and I'd like to be in that world, because this world is kind of getting worse and worse. I would even change into a cute animal if it meant that the world could be like that. The moral of the story was funny, but true. If you're a scientist, then leave your dog at home. They can't do science and you risk destroying your lab or the entire world. The ending was hilarious, because the moon turned into a cupcake and the earth turned into an owl. I liked how you chanced famous monuments into other cute stuff like when the statue of liberty changed into a statue of a seal titled "NOO!!! They be stealing my bucket!" I look foward to more amazing flashes like this in the future.

[The Man Who Could Sit...]

This is one of the most hilarious flashes ever!!!

I love all the Cyanide and Happiness shorts and comics. My favorites are Waiting for the Bus, The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere, and Beer Run. I'll describe each one and why I loved them. First off, I never would've found C&H if it weren't for the Newgrounds Tank Awards. I found Waiting for the Bus as a nominee, so I watched it. It was a beautiful story and the ending was hilarious when the bus stopped at 50 MPH and exploded. I love your ending choices, because they are always the punch line, which is the most hilarious part in the whole short. Beer Run was very good as well. I liked how along the way in his drive to buy more beer, he helps other people in hilarious ways. Now for The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere. This story was very creative and the ending was hilarious! When, the Sweet Seats manager opens the box, he finds a chair with Cliff Miller's ass and then he screams, "What the fu----" Seriously, who sends an ass as a parting gift anyway. I was expecting him to find another chair for his collection, but I bet no one will even touch that chair now, because it still has Cliff Miller's ass stains on it. Keep up the great work with these hilarious flashes!

[asdfmovie3]

Wow, this movie is actually pretty funny.

The beginning was very cool, because the music had an awesome beat. I love ALL of the scenes. My favorite one was the one where the man asked his wife,"Honey, why is the baby on fire?" and the wife screams,"Buy me more jewlery!" I love the scene where the man says to his friend,"Here take this!" and gives him a bomb. Then, when its about to explode, he comes back, takes the bomb and says,"Thanks." Everyone also enjoys watching the "I like trains" scene as well and I find that one quite amusing. The scene when the man punches his friend's salad was hilairious. Man these scenes are pure genious! I hope you continue making more, because these will probably just get better and better.

[Tron Guy Legacy]

It was OK, I guess.

I've watched Tron Legacy and this is a pretty good tribute to it, but the Tron Guy is so fat. How can he even ride his motorcycle withour breaking it into a million pieces? I thought the part when he kept hopping over the glass was hilarious. When he broke in half and woke up with the scared expression on his face, I got a bit confused. Why did the giant spaceship pop up and shoot him? Why was it only a dream? Why did he start crying his head off? The Tron Guy's opponent is really cool. I absolutely love hearing the music. The battle in the beginning was also hilarious. The fat tron guy was dodging all the moves. Wow, I was expecting the Tron Guy to win the battle against the spaceship, but he got one hit KO'd. I also suggest you put in a REPLAY button at the end of the movie, for viewers who can't get enough of it. Overall, it was a pretty good movie. Nice Job!

[Jerry: The End]

Jerry is a nice boy with rotten luck.

I first found Jerry when I was checking out the Newgrounds Tank Awards 2007 and found Jerry as a nominee. I watched it and it was hilarious. I loved how everytime he got a girlfriend, they stole all the money in his wallet. Then, after reassurring myself that Jerry and the Closet wasn't super scary and watched that. Jerry's father is an old jerk. He purposely unplugged the nightlight and locked the door from the outside. When he opened the closet, I got the biggest fright in my life and jumped two feet in the air. I'm not going to tell you what was in it though, because you've gotta find that out by yourself. Finally, I decided to watch this one. Jerry, for the first time in his whole life, says something. His voice was cute and childish. His mother was such a nice person, which proves my theory that the nicest people have the rottenest luck. The ending was really good. After meeting his future girlfriend for the first time and they go off in the distance, the three popular words "This is Jerry" pop up and then the credits appear. That is a perfect ending. Have you realized that all three Jerry episodes got into The Newgrounds Tank Awards nominees? That proves this series is very good. The commentary is very informing and I'm glad you added it. Don't worry everyone, even though the Jerry series have ending, he will always be in our heart.